If you had one song to describe your life right now, what would it be?
Slow Dancing in a Burning Room
If you had two children, a boy and a girl, what would you name them?
Ethan & Iris
If you could travel to another year in the past, what year would it be and why?
Probably around the end of 1984, might try and prevent my conception for the paradoxical lolz
If you could live in any home on television, what would it be?
PeeWee's Playhouse. Mekka lekka hi...
What's the best halloween costume you've ever worn?
Smelly Pirate Hooker
What's your least favorite word?
If you had to be named after one of the 50 states of America, what state would you be named after?
What food do you wish you could eat and not gain a pound?
Where do you go for advice?
Tell us your cheesiest knock knock joke
No need to cry, it's only a joke!
If you could punch any famous person in the face, who would it be?
BONO. Over and over again
Name 5 songs which you know all the lyrics to.
What a ridiculous question. At random...Such Great Heights, Stupid Kid, Lovecats, Pure Morning, Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Are you superstitious? and if so, with what?
Nope, but karma is a bitch
If you could live in one movie, which one would it be?
Are you a night owl or a morning person?
What 3 physical features are you most proud of?
Eyes, legs, tits
In how many languages can you say "hello?"
Hello, hallo, salut, hola, hafa adai, salve, ciao, privet, dobry den, konnichiwa, namaste, shalom, aloha, wha' g'wan and nuqneH
Who is the last person you texted and tell us a story about them.
Her name is Annie and we used to sell ice cream together
What is your religion if you have one?
Do Not Want
What is your current relationship status?
What is a word/phrase that you say a lot?
Get in my face (to food, found objects, small mammals)
If your life was a reality TV show, what would it be called?
I have no idea...Squabbling with the Squires's?
What is your phone background?
A cup of tea
In the future, what do you hope gets invented?
What is your spirit animal?
Either a duck or a Triceratops
Would you rather listen to the same song for the rest of your life, or see the same movie for the rest of your life?
Movie, like I ever pay attention anyway
Do you usually pick truth or dare?
What would you do with a million dollars?
What's the most weird thing you've eaten?
I still think eggs rate pretty high on the weird scale when you think about it. Unfertilized ovum...yummers
If you could be one celebrity for a day, who would you be and why?
Bono, so I could kill myself.