A friend in need’s a friend indeed,
A friend with weed is better.
A friend with breasts,
And all the rest,
A friend who’s dressed in leather.

A friend in need’s a friend indeed,
A friend who’ll tease is better.
Our thoughts compressed,
Which makes us blessed,
And makes for stormy weather.

A friend in need’s a friend indeed,
My Japanese is better.
And when she’s pressed
She will undress,
And then she’s boxing clever.

A friend in need’s a friend indeed,
A friend who bleeds is better.
My friend confessed
She passed the test,
And we will never sever.

Day’s dawning, skins crawling.

Pure morning.